The Grassy Best

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Season 6: Week 6

After losses to Sofa King and Chuck Norris, The Grassy Best were looking to put a hurtin’ on somebody, and the Balls ‘n Dolls were the first hapless souls to wander into the Best’s path. The Grassy offense combined for 20 hits and 9 runs, a season-best effort, led by Quinn “The Professor” Saunders’s three-run double in the first inning. Gianni, Ben and Kevin proved they’re the best leadoff men in the league by each going 3-for-3, with four runs and three RKIs between them. In fact, everybody on the team got a hit (except for Cesar, who still drove in a run on a sacrifice fly). The Grassies are looking better than ever. I would not want to be the Ponies of Death next week.

Grassy Power Rankings, Week 6:

HITS

1. Kevin “Captain HJ” Linehan – 12
2. Ben “New Jack” De Ayora – 9
Gianni “Wild Thing” Arone – 9
4. Cesar “The Enabler” Cervera – 6
5. David “The Cuddler” Lewis – 5
John “The Commuter” LeBlanc – 5

RUNS

1. Gianni – 7
2. Ben – 4
Cesar – 4
Kevin – 4
5. Aaron “The Ruiner” Gershman – 3

RKI

1. Cesar – 8
2. Commuter – 4
Meghan “FLF” Edouarde – 4
Quinn “The Professor” Saunders – 4
5. Cuddler – 3

KICKING AVERAGE

1. Kevin – 1.000
2. Ben – .818
3. Rob “Astroclyde” Clyde – .750
4. Cuddler – .714
Commuter – .714

ON-BASE PERCENTAGE

1. Kevin – 1.000
2. Ben – .818
3. Commuter – .750
Rob – .750
5. Gianni – .714

SLUGGING PERCENTAGE

1. Kevin – 1.000
Rob – 1.000
3. Ben – .909
4. Cuddler – .714
Commuter – .714

RUNS CREATED

1. Kevin – 7.333
2. Ben – 5.476
3. Gianni – 5.131
4. Cesar – 3.234
5. Cuddler – 3.080